Life Unexpected2010

Nate Bazile:
Okay. Umm... Cate Cassidy, that's your mom. Cate with a C. Okay? Are you good? Are we good? Are you cool?

Lux:
Wait, Cate Cassidy? That's my mom?

Nate Bazile:
Yes.

Math Rogers:
What, from high school?

Nate Bazile:
Yes.

Jamie:
Cate Cassidy?

Lux:
Cate Cassidy, the one on the radio from K100?

Math Rogers:
Class of '94 Cate Cassidy?

Nate Bazile:
Yeah.

Math Rogers:
Cate Cassidy was pregnant in high school?

Nate Bazile:
Yes.

Lux:
Wait, your names are Nate and Cate?

Nate Bazile:
Yeah.

Math Rogers:
Cate Cassidy never would have slept with you. She was number one in the class, she had a perfect 4.0!

Jamie:
You seem to know a lot about this girl.

Math Rogers:
She despised you! You're gross! She hated you! Did you roofie her?

Nate Bazile:
No, I didn't roofie her! Who roofies people?

Math Rogers:
She wasn't even your type! If she was anyone's type...

Nate Bazile:
Aww. Who, Math? Was she your type? Because you were three hundred pounds in high school. Your type was anyone who you didn't accidentally eat for lunch!