Life Unexpected2010

Mrs. Cassidy:
You know what a sense of relief I have?

Cate Cassidy:
Mom. I know... I know. Lux is a great kid.

Mrs. Cassidy:
Honey. No, honey, not just that. All these years, I thought you lost your virginity to that giant wasp. But the quarterback? You know he's single, right?

Cate Cassidy:
Okay. Mom. Mom. Look, you are here to meet your granddaughter. So can you please, please, please keep the trolling to a minimum.

[Zips her mom's jacket up]

Abby Cassidy:
Yeah. Yeah. That would be really messy, if Baze was my high school crush,

[pointing at Cate]

Abby Cassidy:
your baby daddy, and mom's fifth husband.