Robin Williams: Live on Broadway2002

Robin Williams:
I can see it now: Osama bin Laden goes up to the gates of Heaven where George Washington comes out, says, "How dare you defile what I have created," and starts whaling on his ass, then 70 other members of the Continental Congress come out and start kicking the sh*t out of him. Osama will say, "Hey, wait! Where are my virgins?" "71 *Virginians*, you a**hole!" Or maybe it's 71 Virgils going, "You got a purty mouth!" "Jesus Christ! I put in a call to Jesus Christ!" And St. Peter goes, "Hey Jesus, did you call a cab? Come here!"

Robin Williams:
I heard it! The PCs! We crossed the politically correct line! It was okay to beat the sh*t out of him, but don't do the ethnic joke!

Robin Williams:
How Buddhist of you! Yes!