Men in Black: The Series1997

[first lines]

Jeebs:
[regarding an Atomoman comic book] You believe humans read this junk?

Frank the Pug:
Sugarcoats the plight of aliens living on Earth, let me tell ya.

Jeebs:
[scoffs] Funny books: they're a tissue of lies!

Frank the Pug:
Yeah, you don't see *me* wearing a cape like that guy from planet, uh... whatchacall?

Jeebs:
Oh, yeah yeah, I know the one you mean. Uh, leaps tall, uh, uh, something or another, and, uh, he's faster than somethin'.

Frank the Pug:
That's him! Rockets to Earth, and what's he get? Lovin' parents, good looks, a career in journalism, and *babes*.

Jeebs:
And he does it all in a leotard!

Frank the Pug:
Ooh, muy macho!

Jeebs:
Can you believe we're talkin' like he's real?

Frank the Pug:
...He's not?