My Name Is Earl

     

My Name Is Earl2005

Earl has taken one too many wrong turns on the highway of life as a bully and a low-rent crook, but he wins a lottery and has an epiphany: He will turn his good fortune into a life-changing event, as he sets out to right all the wrongs from his past… more »


Joy Turner:
[finishing reading her story to her kids]... And they went back to their trailer and lived happily ever after. OK you two, clean up and go to bed, and remember, if you don't listen to what I say, God will kill you. [kids hurry out]

Darnell Turner:
While I disagree with your view of a conventional anthropomorphic God, I respect you using that myth to discipline them rascally boys.

Joy Turner:
I'm a creative van, Darnell. I mean think about all that stuff I yell at the movie screen and all those great Mad Libs I've done. The purple Christina Aguilera flew into...

Joy Turner, Darnell Turner:
...the horny Carol Burnett!

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