Mystery Science Theater 30001988

TV's Frank:
Don't worry, doctor, I knew when we brought him on that we'd have to eliminate him; that's half the fun.

Dr. Forrester:
Yes, Frank, but how? These things must be done delicately.

TV's Frank:
After all, he knew going in that this was only a "temporary" situation.

Dr. Forrester:
Yes, and now I want this "temporary" situation taken care of... permanently!

TV's Frank:
Are we talking about the same thing?

Dr. Forrester:
He's been a canker sore in my gumline for too long!

TV's Frank:
The way he struts around like he owns the place. Pah!

Dr. Forrester:
Let's use method number fifty-three, hmm?

Dr. Forrester:
Yes, elegant... painful.

Dr. Forrester:
And it leaves nothing behind but the great smell of Brut! Ha ha ha ha ha!

TV's Frank:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Let's do it now!

Dr. Forrester:
No, no. Patience, my little henchman. Let's wait until after the experiment.

TV's Frank:
Yes, brilliant, make him work for it. And then...?

TV's Frank:
And then our little be-jumpsuited fool will be history! Get back to work!