Mystery Science Theater 30001988

Joel:
Oh great, that's about as funny as plastic doggy do.

Tom Servo:
What's a "doggie do"?

Crow T. Robot:
What's a doggie do? Well, sometimes they're in the street...

Joel:
Cambot, can you put the number on the screen? Call us back if you have any messages, okay? Thanks a lot. Good night.

Crow T. Robot:
...fire hydrants, and sometimes they smell your crotch, and sometimes they stare at the wall, and sometimes they chase a stick or cars, or bark at the mailman, and chew your shoes, and scratch the door. And then sometimes their favorite toy gets stuck under the couch. I hate when that happens. Rrr! Rrr! But you can pretend, you can throw a stick, and they'll chase it. And cats won't do that, though. Cats are dumb. Cats will lick themselves, and...