Mystery Science Theater 3000

     

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Mystery Science Theater 3000 (MST3K) is an American television comedy series created by Joel Hodgson and produced by Alternaversal Productions, LLC. The show premiered on KTMA (now WUCW) in Minneapolis, Minnesota, on November 24, 1988. It later aire… more »


Dr. Forrester:
Well Joel, as you know many prominent American woodworkers have, well...

TV's Frank:
Died.

Dr. Forrester:
Yes. They're dead. Uh, not meant as a criticism, but, it's true.

TV's Frank:
Which is the basis of our Invention Exchange this week, it's the Router Ouija Board. Sure, any ordinary Ouija board can contact spirits from beyond the grave.

Dr. Forrester:
But with the Router Ouija Board, when you're in contact with the spirit of a dead woodworker...

TV's Frank:
Lost in the horry underworld. Ooh.

Dr. Forrester:
You get woodworking done with the pride and craft unknown in the world of the living. Now Joel, prepare yourself for we are in contact with someone or something known as Ethan Allen.

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