Mystery Science Theater 30001988

[the episode opens with Crow in a cryogenic chamber]

Crow T. Robot:
Hi, folks. Welcome to the Satellite of... Love. Say, uh, Tom, what's with the Crow-in-the-box?

Joel:
Oh, I'm just taking Crow's temperature down to absolute zero! Woohoo!

Crow T. Robot:
Tom! If you do that, you'll cease all molecular activity! It could start a chain reaction that could destroy us all!

Joel:
Yeah, that's how it played out in our scenario. Hey, wait a minute! That would be really stupid!

[Joel puts on a pair of thermal gloves and opens the cryogenic chamber]

Crow T. Robot:
Hang on, Crow! Don't worry! I got ya!

[Joel reaches into the chamber and Crow shatters]

Joel:
Good one, Joel!

Crow T. Robot:
Oops. We'll be right back.

Joel:
I'm not putting him back together, either.