Mystery Science Theater 30001988

Tom Servo:
Say, what have you been doing since the movie, Glen?

Glen Manning:
Uh, you know, bit-parts. Mr. Clean, Green Giant... that kinda thing. Excuse me for a second. [picks up a cow and eats it] You know, I really thought that part in Time Bandits was gonna kick it loose for me! I thought that was gonna make me! But, no... you know, I can't even get back in Vegas anymore! Vegas! Blackballed... can't get in...

Tom Servo:
Well, you didn't exactly charm the pants off them last time you were in Las Vegas, Glen!

Glen Manning:
You think I'm a freak, don't you! [grab and rocks the sattelite]

Tom Servo:
Uh-oh.

Crow T. Robot:
Way to go Servo!

Joel Robinson:
Oh, everyone hold on to something!

Glen Manning:
That's right, I'm a freak! I look like Peter Garrett, I dress like Maude, for God's sake! And I eat live-stock by the hand-fulls! I bet you just wanna run home and tell all your buddies about the half-naked circus freak, don't you sergeant! That's right, everybody take a big steamy look at the circus freak! Hahaha!