Mystery Science Theater 30001988

Mike Nelson:
Hey, everyone! You know, Tom, Crow, and I were talking about how the kids today don't know squat about sodium.

Crow:
Yeah. I couldn't of put it better myself, Mike. Why, the shocking lack of sodium taught at schools today is shocking.

Tom Servo:
That's right, Crow. So we asked ourselves: How, how, do we reach kids today about sodium?

Crow:
How? How? How?

Mike Nelson:
Through the Rock N' Roll Music that the kids seem to like.

Crow:
['50s-era music begins] Hit it!

Tom Servo:
Sodium! Sodium! Sodium! Sodium!

Mike Nelson:
Sodium! Sodium! Sodium! Sodium! Sodium!

Crow:
Sodium! Sodium! Sodium! Sodium!

Mike Nelson:
Yeah! Sodium! There is Sodium. Yeah! It's Sodium, baby! Sodium! Sodium! Sodium! Sodium!

Crow, Tom Servo:
Sodium! Sodium! Sodium! Sodium!

[the music stops]

Crow:
[spoken] Sodium.