Night Court1984

[a group of old ladies stand accused of running an unlicensed phone-sex service]

Judge Harry T. Stone:
I don't mean to offend you ladies, but are there really that many people who like to fantasize while talking to...

Old Lady 2:
A bunch of old broads?

Judge Harry T. Stone:
Okay.

Old Lady 1:
Oh, they don't know how old we are. I always use a phone persona, to heighten the fantasy.

Old Lady 1:
[mimes picking up a phone and talking in a sexy voice] "Hi, I'm Bent Barbara."

Dan Fielding:
[looking shocked] YOU'RE BENT BARBARA?

Old Lady 2:
You sound kind of familiar...

Old Lady 1:
It's VICK VASELINO.

Dan Fielding:
[Scottish accent] Uh, no lass, you must be mistaken.

Old Lady 1:
You can't fool us, Vic. Not after sharing so many personal, intimate fantasies. So...

Old Lady 1:
[pointing to Christine] You must be Christine.