Obscurus Lupa Presents2010

Ghost:
List list o list!

Hamlet:
Wait, wait, I think I got it this time. List list o list. You want me to listen, right?

Ghost:
No, I forgot my grocery list. I don't know if Hell needs any eggs or not.

Obscurus Lupa:
Wait, why did Hamlet's dad end up going to Hell? How good of a dad was he then?

Ralph Oancitizen:
Well, in the play, it's because his spirit can't rest until he is avenged. Here, it's because he made that horrible list joke. Well, that and the rampant child abuse.