Parks and Recreation2009

April Ludgate:
So, I was just at the grind and I thought you might want an iced mocha with extra, extra whipped cream.

Leslie Knope:
Oh, my. Thank you so much, April. Wow.

April Ludgate:
You're welcome. Oh, by the way, completely unrelated, I just signed up for the Miss Pawnee Beauty Pageant.

Leslie Knope:
That's wonderful. You know, that is why I decided to become a judge. So that awesome girls like you who are not, you know, classically hot, can be rewarded for their intelligence and savvy.

April Ludgate:
[to camera] Beauty pageants are idiotic, but I found out that the winner of the Miss Pawnee pageant gets 600 dollars. I can be idiotic for 600 dollars. [to Leslie] So are you gonna vote for me, sister?

Leslie Knope:
April, it's unethical for me to show you favoritism. You and I are like family.

April Ludgate:
The coffee's seven dollars.

Leslie Knope:
Yes, right. Of course.