Parks and Recreation2009

Leslie Knope:
And finally, we are gonna kick off the children's concert series this weekend with a performance by Freddy Spaghetti.

April Ludgate:
I thought Freddy Spaghetti OD'd.

Leslie Knope:
No, that's Mr. Funnynoodle. And he didn't OD, his drummer shot him.

April Ludgate:
Oh.

Leslie Knope:
Where's Jerry, by the way? Why isn't he back? How long does it take to fill birdfeeders?

Donna Meagle:
Maybe he fell into the toilet. Remember when he fell into the toilet?

April Ludgate:
Oh, sorry you guys. Sorry I'm late, I got confused and took a shower after I got dressed because I'm Jerry.

Ron Swanson:
[in confessional] David Myers, the Jewish guy who works at City Hall, once told me something: a schlemiel is the guy who spills soup at a fancy party. A schlimazel is the guy he spills it on. Jerry is both the schlemiel and the schlimazel of our office.