Parks and Recreation2009

Leslie Knope:
Okay, so what did everyone make for their loosely-structured craft time? Lauren?

Lauren:
I made a Gertrude stein! [holds up stein with Gertrude's face on it]

Leslie Knope:
[applauding] Amazing! Lauren, that's so good! I really wouldn't want to follow that. [pause] Ann?

Ann Perkins:
Oh, boy. Umm, I... was making some corn husk dolls for everyone, but they... kinda turned out wrong so they look like monsters. [holds up grotesque doll]

Ann Perkins:
[long, awkward pause] I'm sorry. I'm just gonna... [walks across cabin] put that... over there... in the... fire. [throws doll into fire]

Ann Perkins:
Well, Ann's keeping us warm, and that's important. April, [strums guitar] what was your craft?

Ann Perkins:
I drew something on my arm. It's a pioneer watching her grandmother get trampled by a buffalo. [girls crowd around, impressed]

Ann Perkins:
Yeah, this is all the blood coming out of her face...