Parks and Recreation2009

Tom Haverford:
Well, well, well. If it isn't Ethel Beavers. What's up, beautiful? Julianne Moore just called; she wants her hair back.

Ethel Beavers:
[Looks at list] Nobody named Julian called.

Tom Haverford:
Never mind. I just need to ask you a couple of questions. One, can you help me out with this project we're doing? And, two, will you please invite me to your 30th birthday party? [Ethel picks up the phone] What are you doing?

Ethel Beavers:
I'm making a test call to your phone to make sure it's working so you don't miss any more calls.

Tom Haverford:
You know what? Don't bother. Maybe I'll just find an open window and plummet to my death.

Ethel Beavers:
Okay.