Pets2001

Davina:
So... You were rescued by animal liberation people?

Trevor:
In an almost military-style operation, they effected my escape and took me back to their secret base in the woods. For the next three years, we went on a series of thrilling adventures together.

Davina:
What sort of adventures?

Trevor:
Well, there was the time we rescued those children from the mine...

Davina:
The mine, yes...

Trevor:
The day we smashed an international drugs cartel operating out of Colombia...

Davina:
Yes...

Trevor:
And one memorable weekend where we chaired a secret peace initiative between members of the Israeli government and the Palestine Liberation Organisation. Eventually though, I had to be rescued again. This time, by the RSPCA...

Davina:
Why?

Trevor:
It was Claire. She started... Touching me... In unusual places...

Davina:
Such as?

Trevor:
The kitchen, on the landing and in the shed.

Davina:
You're making this up, aren't you?

Trevor:
Yeah.

Davina:
You know, I think you are possibly the most irritating person I have *ever* met!

JP:
Hello!

Davina:
I stand corrected...