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JP:
[Dressed in a Santa Claus hat and fake white beard] Do you know what day it is?

Hamish:
Let me think... Yes, I know. Is it the one hundred and twelfth anniversary of the invention of cardboard?

JP:
Mm, no.

Hamish:
The state opening of parliament?

JP:
No.

Hamish:
National "No Wanking Day"?

JP:
Close, but here's a clue; what am I acting out? "Whoa, ho, ho, ho, ho!"

Hamish:
Got it!

JP:
Ja?

Hamish:
The assassination of Martin Luther King!

JP:
No, I'm Father Christmas!

Hamish:
No, you're not, you're a featherless spangle blister.