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Trevor:
That's the problem when you get famous, everyone wants a little piece of ya, everyone wants to get s finger into your pie!

Hamish:
What the f*** are you talking about?

Trevor:
You haven't heard, then?

Hamish:
What?

Trevor:
I have been chosen!

Hamish:
Chosen for what?

Trevor:
For that well-known TV talent show!

Hamish:
Pets Win Prizes?

Trevor:
Bollocks! I'll have you know, I'm going on Stars in Their Eyes!

Hamish:
Have you gone mad?

Trevor:
They listened to my tape and I have been chosen, for the very next show.

Hamish:
Isn't Stars in Their Eyes a show for people who look like someone famous?

Trevor:
Yeah?

Hamish:
Well, you don't look like anyone famous. Except possibly... Sid James?

Trevor:
F*** off!

Hamish:
The Elephant Man?

Trevor:
F*** off!

Hamish:
A crumpled relief map of the Himalayas?

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