Pets2001

Trevor:
"I wanna be loved by you, just you!"

Davina:
I have to tell you that if you sing "boop-boop be-doo" one more time, I will take that microphone and shove it so far into your digestive system your arse will be able to perform stand-up comedy from the *inside*!

Trevor:
F*** off, spaniel tits! I've *got* to rehearse!

Davina:
[sighs] Who *else* is in this show?

Trevor:
There's a scaffolding engineer from Teesside, who does Barry Manilow...

Davina:
Yes...

Trevor:
A bricklayer from the East End, who turns in a very believable Elaine Paige...

Davina:
Mmm?

Trevor:
And a trainee traffic warden from Essex, who does the Pet Shop Boys...

Davina:
Both of them?

Trevor:
I think so.

Davina:
Well, that's it, then. You've got no chance, have you?

Trevor:
Well, thank you *so* much for your support!

Davina:
You're welcome.

Trevor:
I shall go and practice my boop-boop be-doos in the bathroom!

Davina:
Don't forget your microphone, Norma Jeane!