Phil of the Future2004

Keely Teslow:
[Keely is standing against a large picture of some mountains] This is Keely Teslow reporting live from the bitterly cold Antarctica. I'm standing not that far...

[the camera starts to drop]

Keely Teslow:
...from the South Pole...

[the shot changes to Phil, who is falling asleep against the camera. Keely crouches down towards the ground]

Keely Teslow:
Phil! Phil!

Phil Diffy:
[Phil wakes up and pulls the camera back up] Keely look, no one actually does extra curricular activities this early. The Sunrise Club doesn't even meet for another hour.

Keely Teslow:
I need to put together a flashy demo reel. I'm going to be applying for journalism school in just 162 weeks!

Phil Diffy:
Keely I thought you said you wanted to be a pop star, all right. I mean that's why you spend all your babysitting money on pop star pants.

Keely Teslow:
Please, I don't want a 'show-off' career. I want to be reporting hard-hitting stories...and those pants are gonna look great on me anytime, anywhere. Hey, let's do a no-scope piece into a lead story; gimme some blizzard!

[Phil turns on the wind machine]

Keely Teslow:
I said BLIZZARD!!

[Phil turns the wind machine to full blast. Keely staggers slightly]

Keely Teslow:
WHERE'S MY SNOW?!

[Phil gets out a bucket of fake snow and starts to throw it merrily into the wind machine]

Keely Teslow:
THIS IS KEELY TESLOW, REPORTING LIVE FROM THE FROSTY TUNDRA OF ANTARCTICA, IN THE HEART OF A MIGHTY SNOW STORM!

[Phil thorws a rubber fish at Keely, and continues to throw the snow. Keely catches the fish.]

Keely Teslow:
WHICH IS STARTING TO HAVE AN EFFECT ON ANTARCTIC JUMPING FISH!

[The picture of the mountians is ripped off the wall]

Keely Teslow:
ARGH! THE SOUTH POLE HAS LITERALLY BEEN BLOWN OFF THE MAP!!

[Keely screams then falls over]

Phil Diffy:
[Seeing that Keely has fallen over, Phil stops throwing the snow] Now that's a hard hitting story!