Psych2006

Shawn Spencer:
[shawn and gus are each in hazmat suits, standing at Melissa's bedside. Gus flirts with her] Gus! You should be ashamed of yourself! Let me handle this. Melissa, how many sexual partners have you had in the last six months?

Burton 'Gus' Guster:
Shawn! [Melissa starts counting fingers, but is interrupted by shawn's phone ringing]

Burton 'Gus' Guster:
Enough with that song already!

Shawn Spencer:
I can't reach my back pocket. You're gonna have to punch me in the ass.

Burton 'Gus' Guster:
You must be out of your mind.

Shawn Spencer:
Just sock me in the butt!

Burton 'Gus' Guster:
No, Shawn.