Psych2006

Burton 'Gus' Guster:
This whole thing is starting to feel like a real soap opera to me. I can't believe he would try to take his own life.

Shawn Spencer:
Unless he was wearing a wig, he didn't. Someone else did.

[dramatic music swells]

Burton 'Gus' Guster:
What? I don't get it.

Shawn Spencer:
Really? I thought I wrapped it up so nicely for you just now. It felt really good. It was organic.

[picks something out of Jorge's hair]

Shawn Spencer:
Synthetic hair... just like the one found on the knife.

[dramatic music swells]

Burton 'Gus' Guster:
So?

Shawn Spencer:
Dude! It means the same person was there when Jorge tried to "kill himself". He wasn't alone.

[dramatic music swells]

Burton 'Gus' Guster:
So, wait... you're saying he *didn't* try to kill himself?

Shawn Spencer:
[sighs] I can't do this.

Burton 'Gus' Guster:
You're not being clear, Shawn.

Shawn Spencer:
Come on, dude! I gave it to you three different ways.