Psych2006

Shawn Spencer:
[about Juliet, unaware that she's secretly listening in] I just can't wrap myself around the fact that she's dating Declan. Actually... it's actually killing me.

Burton 'Gus' Guster:
Shawn, that is not fair.

Shawn Spencer:
I know. I know it's not fair. And you're right, she likes this guy. Who am I to stand in the way?

Burton 'Gus' Guster:
Exactly.

Shawn Spencer:
You think I don't want her to be happy? I want her to be happy. But... serious Shawn moment, here. I want to be happy, too. And for some reason, I can't imagine that happening without Juliet.

[Juliet gasps]

Shawn Spencer:
How crazy is that?

Burton 'Gus' Guster:
On a scale of one to ten?

Shawn Spencer:
Man!

[walks away]

Burton 'Gus' Guster:
What? I was going to say four.