Psych2006

Shawn Spencer:
[of Chief Vick's pregnancy chair] I want you to try this chair.

Burton 'Gus' Guster:
I'm not trying the chair, Shawn.

Shawn Spencer:
I'll sit on the birthing ball. I kid you not, this thing is like a refreshing waterfall cascading down your vertebrae. It might help your stomach issues.

Burton 'Gus' Guster:
Who told you I had stomach issues?

Shawn Spencer:
Uh, my nose. The vent in the bathroom. Air fresheners all over the place.

Burton 'Gus' Guster:
I'm trying a new medication for my lactose intollerance.

Shawn Spencer:
I believe the problem is physical. And I think it can be cured by what I am now referring to as "The Magic Springy Bounce-Up Chair."