Roland Rat: The Series1986

[Bridge On the River Kwai sketch]

Roland Rat:
So go and blow up that bridge.

Ross Davidson:
What... What. That bridge?

Roland Rat:
Yeah. Why not?

Ross Davidson:
Because man it's a very, very busy bridge.

Roland Rat:
Year?

Ross Davidson:
It's in Staines. The number 68 bus goes along there.

Roland Rat:
Oh. Don't be stupid. This is the Burmese jungle remember? Look. London Transport doesn't operate in jungles. London Transport hardly operates in London.

Ross Davidson:
Oh year? Well what's that then?

[the number 68 bus goes across]

Errol:
It's the number 68 bus.