Roland Rat: The Series1986

Roland:
Right, Brian, all you do now is kneel down and put your head in the hole. Okay. And then we fade out. Yeeaahhh.

Brian Blessed:
If I must. Like this?

Roland:
Yes thank you Brian. Very nice, very nice. Yes. Ha-ha. So this is where I do me big speech. "So die, all enemies, of the revolution." Yeah. "The end". Ha-ha-ha.

Brian Blessed:
Can I get up now?

Roland:
No. Hold it for the fade out.

Brian Blessed:
God I hope this has been worthwhile.

Roland:
Of course it has Bri. You know you're a big draw with the middle aged. You'll got a lot of pull.

Regie:
Pull. [Plank comes down] Done it.

Roland:
Do you realize what you've just done Regie?

Regie:
Cut his head off.

Roland:
Yeah. You've just executed one of the major figures of the English stage [tuts]. Perhaps we should have got Donald Sinden after all. Ha-ha [walks off in a hurry].