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Mark Antony:
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

Atia of the Julii:
Wake up! Wake up at once! What is the meaning of this!

Gaius Octavian:
What?

Atia of the Julii:
The money! You've given the plebs their money!

Gaius Octavian:
Is it so late already! I overslept

Atia of the Julii:
I don't care! What about the money?

Gaius Octavian:
I've promised it. I'm sorry I didn't tell you before now, I knew you'd object. I've decided to enter public life, and it seem as a best way to introduce myself to the people

Mark Antony:
That would be seen, as a direct challenge to ME!

Gaius Octavian:
Yes, but that is not my intention at all. I suggest we make a public display of unity, to call such notions

Mark Antony:
A public display of unity? But you...

Gaius Octavian:
It makes sense. Our interests are conjoined, while you're a consul, my name, will lend weight to yours, and when your consulship is over and you retire from politics as you have promised, I will step in as leader of the Cesarion party

Mark Antony:
I see.

Gaius Octavian:
You will need protection from your enemies in the senate and I can provide that.

Mark Antony:
[he angrily charges and grabs Octavian by the ears] WHO THE F*** DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

Gaius Octavian:
[fighting back] I'm Caesar's rightful heir!

Atia of the Julii:
[holds Antony back] Would you stay calm! He doesn't have the money, so he can't give it away can he? This is all just childish talk.

Gaius Octavian:
The money is legally mine! I was able to borrow against it!

Atia of the Julii:
Borrow? How much did you borrow?

Gaius Octavian:
It's not so much in the great scheme of things.

Mark Antony:
[getting angrier] How much?

Gaius Octavian:
Three million Sestertii! [Atia gasps hysterically]

Mark Antony:
Oh, Juno's... C*NT!