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[Marched into the arena, Pullo tosses down his sword and sits on the sand. The crowd boos]

Gladiator #1:
Stand up and fight!

Titus Pullo:
I don't want to.

Gladiator #1:
That's not how it works. You're supposed to resist.

Titus Pullo:
Not if I don't want to. I just want to die, all right? So go ahead and kill me and be done with it.

Gladiator #2:
Bollocks! [pokes Pullo with his spear] Move!

Gladiator #1:
What's wrong with you? Where's your dignity?

[No response]

Gladiator #2:
Hey, soldier, wake up! Why don't you come here and suck my cock?

[No response]

Gladiator #1:
Look, just hold your sword. Just stand up and hold it, that's all, you don't have to run about or anything.

Gladiator #2:
You're naught but a bloody molly! You and the whole Thirteenth! Naught but bloody mollys!

Titus Pullo:
[looks up] Don't talk the Thirteenth.

Gladiator #2:
Eh? [laughs] I piss on the Thirteenth!

Gladiator #1:
[laughing] Pigspawn, all of them.

[Picking up on the theme, the crowd laughs derisively]

Gladiator #2:
Why don't you and the whole Thirteenth all line up and suck my...?

[Pullo grabs his spear and goes berserk]