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Roseanne is an American television sitcom starring Roseanne Barr. It revolves around the fictional Conner family. It aired on ABC from October 18, 1988, to May 20, 1997, and again from March 27, 2018 to May 22, 2018. Lauded for its realistic portray… more »



Becky Conner:
Dad, do you remember some psycho named Mrs. Osmand?

Dan Conner:
Yeah, didn't she have a couple of hits in the 70s?

Roseanne Conner:
No Dan, you remember the one they took away.

Dan Conner:
Oh yeah, she was a real psycho, wasn't she always trying to eat her face?

Roseanne Conner:
That was when there was still hope. But you remember what happened after that.

Dan Conner:
Oh yeah, who could forget? She uh...

Darlene Conner:
Escaped.

Dan Conner:
Yeah.

Becky Conner:
No they didn't. You said they let her out.

Roseanne Conner:
Oh, well we just didn't want to scare you.

Jackie Harris:
Yeah, you know there's an APB out on her.

Dan Conner:
Is that right?

Roseanne Conner:
Dan, there's a woman in our backyard!

Dan Conner:
[everybody goes to the back door] She's hiding behind the garage, I better go out there.

Roseanne Conner:
No, Dan, no!

Darlene Conner:
Where'd she go? Where'd she go?

Roseanne Conner, Dan Conner, Jackie Harris:
GOTCHA!

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