Roseanne1988

Mrs. Wellman:
[Roseanne is showing her to the door] Now, why would you feel stupid?

Roseanne Conner:
Because, for some dumb reason, I actually thought that you dropped by to see how I was doing, but you only came by to buy me off.

Mrs. Wellman:
Buy you off?

Roseanne Conner:
Yea, but you bought yourself a huge law-suit, lady, 'cause I'm gonna haul you into court, and I'm gonna squeeze you dry.

Mrs. Wellman:
Well. I hope you have a *very* good attorney.

Roseanne Conner:
[thinking about the incompetent attorney they have, Roseanne is speechless, looks at Dan, Dan is hyperventilating, smiles at Mrs. Wellman, and takes back the check] Let me rephrase that, Meg. Um, I think what I really meant to say was that if, uh, you know, if I, if I woulda bumped into you, I mean I, I woulda called a lawyer too, you know, but first I woulda, maybe, *called* ya to see if you were okay, and, and, and to say 'I'm sorry'.