Roseanne1988

D.J. Conner:
[confronted about why he has been sneaking off to church] Mom, I wanted to tell you. I just had some questions about God and stuff.

Roseanne Conner:
Well, so why didn't you come to us if you had questions? You know, there's no two better people to answer your questions than me and your Dad.

D.J. Conner:
Okay. What religion are we?

Roseanne Conner:
I have no idea. Dan?

Dan Conner:
Well... my family's Pentecostal on Mom's side, Baptist on my Dad's. Your Mom's Mom was Lutheran and her Dad was Jewish.

D.J. Conner:
So what do we believe?

Roseanne Conner:
Well... we believe in, ah, being good. So basically we're good people.

Dan Conner:
Yeah, but we're not practicing.