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Dan Conner:
Alright, Becky, what happened?

Roseanne Conner:
And try telling the truth this time!

Becky:
Look, it was no big deal; we had a couple of tornadoes.

Roseanne Conner:
Oh, it was no big deal, huh? How come you lied?

Dan Conner:
Who made them?

Becky:
I made them.

Roseanne Conner:
I want to know right now. Is this a new thing or a regular thing?

Becky:
I've never done it before.

Roseanne Conner:
Is that the truth?

Becky:
[annoyed] Yes! What is the problem? You guys drink all the time!

Dan Conner:
First of all, we don't drink all the time. SECOND OF ALL, WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT US!

Becky:
Look, I have one drink and you guys act like I'm an alcoholic! Oh, quick, I'll call the 800 number!

Roseanne Conner:
We ARE your 800 number, Becky. And if you got a problem, you better tell us about it right now.

Becky:
We were bored; we were looking for something to do.

Dan Conner:
You want something to do? FIND ME! I'll give you something to do!

Becky:
I guess I just wasn't thinking.

Roseanne Conner:
For God's sake, Becky, you're 14 years old!

Becky:
Mom, everything I do - everything I feel, it's always, 'well, she's 14'. I mean, when you guys do something, people don't go, 'Oh, well she's 37'.

Roseanne Conner:
[after a pause] 36 and a half.

Becky:
Whatever...

Dan Conner:
You know, Becky, you got to find that when people drink, they mostly do it for the wrong reasons.

Becky:
[sarcastically] So, what are the right reasons?

Dan Conner:
Honey?

Roseanne Conner:
You're grounded!