Roseanne1988

Child:
[Roseanne is dressed as Santa] Remember this? [indicating the teddy bear he brought with him]

Roseanne:
Well now, Jason, Santa sees an awful lot of teddy bears.

Child:
You gave it to me last year.

Roseanne:
Well that's because you were such a good boy!

Child:
I hate it! I wrote you a later asking for a truck.

Roseanne:
Hmmm. Mrs. Claus, come here a minute, please.

Jackie:
[dressed as Mrs. Claus] Yes, Santa.

Roseanne:
There seems to be some mix up. I never got Jason's letter. Now I want you to get on the horn and find the elf responsible for this, and fire him immediately! He's gone! He's history!

Jackie:
Right away, Santa!

Roseanne:
Happy now, Jason? [Jason nods]