Roseanne1988

Roseanne:
Even the old vent's still here.

Jackie:
Oh yeah! Hey, Mom and Dad never did figure out that we could always hear what was going on in their bedroom through that. All that screaming and fighting and yelling and crying.

Roseanne:
Yeah, we never did hear any sex, unless that's what all the screaming and crying was about.

Jackie:
Remember when we used to listen at it whenever we were in trouble? Gave us that chance to run in and confess first.

Roseanne:
Yeah, five minutes before they came to the door.

Jackie:
Well that helped, earned us those honesty points.

Roseanne:
Yeah, or gave us a chance to get our stories straight.