Roseanne1988

Roseanne:
[their father has just died] That's it! I'm not making any more calls, you do the rest of the family list.

Jackie:
I can't call people, Roseanne!

Roseanne:
Jackie... dial!

Jackie:
I'm supposed to be in mourning.

Roseanne:
Well then wear a veil over your face while you do it!

Jackie:
[dials the phone] I can't... Auntie Barbara? It's Jackie... Jack-key! I'm fine... Fine!... I'm fine!... I have some bad news... Dad is not with us anymore... [slowly getting louder] I said Dad has passed away... He's passed away!... Dad is gone!... Dad's dead!... He's dead!... NO, *DEAD!*... *DAD!*... He's fine! He sends his love! Bye!

Jackie:
[hangs up] I am *not* doing that again, you can't *make* me!