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Roseanne is an American television sitcom starring Roseanne Barr. It revolves around the fictional Conner family. It aired on ABC from October 18, 1988, to May 20, 1997, and again from March 27, 2018 to May 22, 2018. Lauded for its realistic portray… more »



Roseanne:
[their father has just died] That's it! I'm not making any more calls, you do the rest of the family list.

Jackie:
I can't call people, Roseanne!

Roseanne:
Jackie... dial!

Jackie:
I'm supposed to be in mourning.

Roseanne:
Well then wear a veil over your face while you do it!

Jackie:
[dials the phone] I can't... Auntie Barbara? It's Jackie... Jack-key! I'm fine... Fine!... I'm fine!... I have some bad news... Dad is not with us anymore... [slowly getting louder] I said Dad has passed away... He's passed away!... Dad is gone!... Dad's dead!... He's dead!... NO, *DEAD!*... *DAD!*... He's fine! He sends his love! Bye!

Jackie:
[hangs up] I am *not* doing that again, you can't *make* me!

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