Roswell1999

Michael:
It's a pretty busy night, huh?

Liz:
Mm-hmm.

Michael:
How much money do you think we pull in on a night like tonight?

Liz:
Do you know that you really suck at small talk? Why don't you just tell Dr. Parker what's on your mind.

Michael:
Okay, tell me, do I need to be worried about this Billy guy?

Liz:
No, you don't. He's completely harmless.

Michael:
But you think he's good-looking, right?

Liz:
Well, yeah, if you like that sort of thing, I guess.

Michael:
The good-looking sort of thing?

Liz:
Michael.

Michael:
Do you really think he missed his bus?

Liz:
Yes, I do. Haven't you ever missed a bus before?

Michael:
No, because I don't take the bus. And I don't write songs. And I don't cook with freaking half-and-half! [makes the salt containers explode]

Liz:
Hey, Michael!

Michael:
Sorry, my powers are out of control.