Roswell1999

Alex:
OK, I want some answers, all right? Because first of all, there are rumors going around that last week you were shot here in the cafe. And then at the crash festival you [motions to Maria] were seemingly run over by a car, but then you weren't. And everytime I walk up to you two, you go silent or make up some ridiculous story about Czechoslovakia, which is a country that has not existed for 10 years. So I want the truth, and I want it now.

Liz:
Alex, the reason that we keep on changing the subject is...

Maria:
Cramps. We have cramps, Alex.

Liz:
Yeah, and we didn't even want to talk about it in front of you because we thought it would make you feel really uncomfortable.

Maria:
But if you want really want to know, we can tell you.

Liz:
In really excruciating detail.

Alex:
No. I'm eating.