Rugrats1990

Chuckie:
You guys hear that? My Daddy says I'm going backwards

Tommy:
Chuckie, If you were going backwards, you would have taked off your glasses instead of putting them on

[Chuckie scratches his head]

Tommy:
and went up the stairs instead of come down them.

Phil:
It just means you're turning backwards into a baby baby.

Lil:
'Cause you went potty in the bed.

Chuckie:
[gasps] That must have been what he meant!

Phil:
Wow, that means soon you'll be just like...

[camera pans to a drooling Dil]

Dil:
[strains] Poopy!

Chuckie:
Oh, Great! You mean I'm gonna be doing *that* in my pants again and telling everybody when I *do* it?

Phil:
[coughs] It's okay to keep *some* secrets, Chuckie.