Sabrina, the Teenage Witch1996

Sabrina Spellman:
[Sabrina walks into her bedroom dressed as "Jack"] Salem, My man!

Salem Saberhagen:
[shocked] Whoa, Adolesence is not sitting well with you!

Sabrina Spellman:
[picks up Perfume bottle] Gonna walk among the guys, see what makes you tick.

Salem Saberhagen:
Freeze! [Sabrina stops] Don't squirt that perfume unless you wanna be a boy who gets beaten up.

Sabrina Spellman:
[Puts down bottle] Man, that was close.

Salem Saberhagen:
It's not enough to look like a dude, you have to start thinkin' like a dude. Picked a name yet?

Sabrina Spellman:
Kirby?

Salem Saberhagen:
We're back to getting beaten up here.