Saturday Night Live1975

Vince Blight:
[playing the game show "Who's On Top?"] Paul Giamatti...

Paul:
The other guy!

Vince Blight:
Correct! Dr. Ross, Dr. Phil, who's on top?

Paul:
Oprah Winfrey!

Vince Blight:
Correct! Final question: The cast of "Entourage," if they all had sex, put them in order from bottom to top.

Paul:
Oh, crap! Okay, Turtle's on the bottom, but now it gets tricky. Drama wouldn't be next, he's too proud.

Vince Blight:
Forty-five minutes...

Paul:
I got it! Turtle, E, Drama, Ari, Vinnie's on top, while Scott Caan watches!

Vince Blight:
You just won $600,000! You can walk away now, or lose it all!

Paul:
I wanna lose it all!

Vince Blight:
Well, too bad! That's all for today, stay tuned for the Gay Sex Elimination Show. Good night!