Saturday Night Live1975

Herself - Host:
[closeup on face of Joan Rivers in costume, portraying Elizabeth Taylor] I still remember the day we finished filming "National Velvet". No one else knew what to do with the horse. I did.

Herself - Host:
["Elizabeth Taylor" grins mischievously and puts a toothpick in her mouth; camera pans back to show an extremely large "Elizabeth Taylor" wearing blue jeans and a blouse, stretched out on a sofa]

Herself - Host:
That's when I decided I wanted to become the *biggest* star in the world. I also had my first really big meal. Turkey. Not the whole country, silly!

Herself - Host:
[giggles and lifts a leg; a ripping sound is heard. "Elizabeth Taylor" reacts with dismay at the tearing sound] I am planning a sequel to "National Velvet". It's going to be called "Crushed Velvet"! [giggles again, then "Elizabeth Taylor" accidentally rolls over and her huge posterior shows the label "Calvin Klein"]

Male Voiceover:
Calvin Klein Jeans, now available in Industrial Strength!