Saturday Night Live1975

Lindsay Lohan:
Darn it, Debbie! You are not going to spoil my visit to Disney World! Now, I didn't say anything at "It's a Small World" when you went on about low birth weight in babies or during the fireworks when you started talking about Feline AIDS...

Debbie Downer:
It's still the number one cause of death among domestic cats

[frustrated, Lindsay leaves]

Debbie Downer:
By the way, don't forget the sunscreen. I had a mole looked at the other day and the doctor said that based on the size and shape of the edges, I am flirting with that melanoma thing.

[everyone else at the table gets up to leave]

Debbie Downer:
OK, I guess I'll meet you all later at my favorite ride; The Hall of Presidents. You know they never did catch that anthrax guy.