Saturday Night Live1975

Finesse Mitchell:
[Commentary on Weekend update] Thank you, Tina. I am here to discuss a growing problem; the problem of parents giving their children stupid names. This is particularly true of young African American girls. I'm speaking on behalf of all the "LaQuaQuas" and "Shediquas" out there. I know that young white girls, especially celebrities, give their children stupid names like "Apple" and "Frances Bean", but these are rich little white girls! They're not ever going to have to worry about applying for a job at Kinkos and being told that Jerkeishawantisha won't fit on the name tag and so they'll have to put "Jerky" on there! Sometimes, these girls even name their children to get back at the "baby daddy". I dated a girl whose mama named her "Condombroke". I couldn't even say her name in church.