Saved by the Bell1989

Screech:
[Screech sits beside Lisa in the theater] Guess who?

Slater, Jessie, Zack, Kelly, Rest of Audience:
[Lisa screams] Ssssshhhh!

Screech:
[He has bought popcorn] I got the wide container so both our hands can fit in at once.

Lisa:
Um, Screech, would you go get me some chocolate malt balls?

Screech:
[Produces a pack of chocolate malt balls] I knew you'd want them!

Lisa:
You know, popcorn really makes me thirsty. Do you think you could go and get me...

Screech:
[Produces two drinks containers] Cola? Or Uncola?

Lisa:
Uncola, please.

Screech:
[Puts his arm around her shoulder to give her the drink, she tries to remove his arm] Hey, no arm, no soda.

Lisa:
[Watching the film] When do the zombies fall in love?

Screech:
Ssh, you'll see.

Lisa:
Is that the zombie?

Screech:
No, that's his mother-in-law, his mombie.

Lisa:
Where's Matt Dillon?

Screech:
[sighing] He's not in this movie. Just watch.

Lisa:
Look, there's the zombie!

Screech:
Sssh!

Lisa:
What?

Slater, Jessie, Zack, Kelly, Rest of Audience:
Quiet!

Lisa:
He's cute for a dead guy.

Screech:
That's the female zombie. Can't you see she's wearing high heels? You're into fashion.

Lisa:
Are you sure Matt Dillon's not in this movie?

Screech:
Yes, Alan Thicke is the zombie. Everybody knows that.