Scream: The TV Series2015

Noah Foster:
You know, maybe if I'd punched my v-card, the rules of horror would've kicked in. Maybe I'd be the one who died.

Audrey Jensen:
I don't think that's how it works. [pauses] I would offer to deflower you, but I'd just be taking advantage of your heightened emotional state and we can't have that.

Noah Foster:
[chuckles] Oh, thank you. That's very kind of you. No, I'd rather channel my anguish into something productive. [eyeing his video games] Maybe vigilante justice?

Audrey Jensen:
Hey, we could team up: Bi-curious and the Virgin.

Noah Foster:
That's the world's saddest crime-fighting duo.