Scrubs2001

[Dr. Kelso greets a couple of orderlies who arrive with an occupied body bag on a gurney from a traffic accident]

Dr. Kelso:
Do you people have any idea how long I've been waiting on you? Next time, if you're not here in thirty minutes or less, I expect a free dead body... or at least some garlic knots.

Chris Turk:
Dr. Kelso, I think that's extremely insensitive.

Dr. Kelso:
I don't think so. [to the dead body] Miss Parker, you care to weigh in?

[He bends down to listen at the head of the gurney]

Dr. Kelso:
Nope, she's fine with it. And she knows a thing or two... except of course that a yellow light means to slow down.

[He chuckles morbidly]