Scrubs2001

Dr. Cox:
Oh, gosh, Shannon, thank you so much for clarifying my point by repeating it word for word. And now, in a reciprocal gesture, can I be included in the planning of your coming-out party?

J.D.:
Is that a gay joke?

Dr. Cox:
No, it's a cotillion joke. My God, Newbie, it's been two furiously frustrating years - how is it possible that you still don't get me? I would never compare you to the gays. I like the gays - I like their music, I like their sense of style, I especially like what they've done with Halloween - but our thing is that you are a little girl. That's who you are. But that's really not fair...

J.D.:
[thinking] Man, once Dr. Cox gets on a roll, there's nothing that can derail him.

Carla:
[speaking from the desk behind them] My mom died.

[the two guys turn to look at her, speechless with concern]

J.D.:
[thinking] Except that.