Scrubs2001

Dr. Cox:
How, uh, how old is this patient?

Elliot:
Seventy-nine.

Dr. Cox:
And... how old would you say he was when you started this procedure?

Elliot:
[thinking] The more I thought about how awesome Molly is, the more I got sick of Dr. Cox's crap.

Dr. Cox:
Oh my God, I could fly to China, adopt a child, raise her, send her to medical school, and then train her to do this procedure in the time it's taking you to finish.

Elliot:
[thinking] Enough! He's never been there for you! Burn this bridge once and for all!

Dr. Cox:
Barbie, honest to God, if you...

Elliot:
You know what, Dr. Cox? I have so had it with this whole macho alpha-male thing, and I have heard every tired, recycled put-down you have in you. So, from now on, save your stupid lessons for someone who gives a frick, because honestly, I don't even wanna see you or the stupid poodle perm of yours unless it's walking away from me.